Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours!
Quick quiz: If a dog is lying on its back & wagging its tail, what is the dog telling you?
Quick quiz Answer: Usually this means he really wants to be fussed, however, if his eyes aren't soft or his tail isn't wagging or he looks defensive he's actually telling you that he's no threat & this is the last signal before he snaps, or worse!
F.E.T.C.H.
(For Every Type of Canine Hassle)
