Dog House Rules
1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Ok, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain parts.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed on the bed.
6. Ok, the dog is allowed to sleep on the bed but by invitation only.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
Quick quiz: Why does your dog pad, sometimes interminably, in a circle before he lies down?
Quick quiz Answer: Your dog is subconsciously padding down the ground beneath him so it is flat, & despite the fact that the carpet, sofa or his bed is already soft & comfortable, he can't help but follow his instincts.
F.E.T.C.H.
(For Every Type of Canine Hassle)
