FETCH Dog Training & Dog Walking in Staines Weybridge

Things Dogs Must Remember

I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

I will not chew crayons, notably not the red ones, or my humans will think I'm haemorrhaging.

I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.

I will not roll on dead birds, seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the garden after processing.

I will not throw up in the car.

I will stop trying to find the last piece of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.

I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

The rubbish collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mum & Dad's laps.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator, dishwasher, lavatory, laundry basket or bin.

I will not bite the policeman's hand when he reaches in for Mum's driver's license.

I will not steal my Mum's underwear and dance all over the garden with it.

I will not chase squirrels while on leash when Mum is standing on a wet, slippery grass slope!

Quick quiz: One dog sits on a hand signal, another sits by a vocal signal, who's smarter?

Quick quiz Answer: Perhaps debatable, but as a dog's natural language is body language, it usually takes more time for a dog to learn the verbal signal so the Bonios go to the 2nd dog. ;~}